I always wanted to be a doctor. I was never very good at science so I settled on becoming a vet. I became even worse at science and now I'm at law school. I'm not sure if I moved up or down the ladder.
Doctors on the Web is an absolutley brilliant blog. I don't understand everything that goes up but most of the posts can be understood by your average Joe. They are a group of doctors who recount their medical stories and let you in on some of the more confidential side of medicine.
Trust them, they're doctors.
Jane
In a Word..."Balls"
You are fourteen. You are bleeding from your penis after having sex with your girlfiend. You come into the ER with your mom. She is in the room. I ask you what you were doing when you started bleeding from your penis and you say, "Having sex." Kiddo, you have 'fractured' and lacerated your penis with your poor aim and mighty thrusting maneuvers. I explain this to you and how we will have to fix it (your mom's still in the room) and what do you ask me?? Yes, you ask me, "When can I have sex again?". You win some kind of award... Seriously, you, even though your peepee is broken, have BALLS.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Why Women Hate Men - Weasel
The car wreck analogy is somewhat overused but so very true in this case. The basic premise of Weasel's blog - Why Women Hate Men - is that he posts male personal ads that are so unbelievable that at first you think he is making it up. This blog is not for the faint hearted or squeamish. It will make you gag. It will make you gasp in horror. But most of all it will make you cry sweet tears of hysteria. It was hard to choose just one to feature, so you will probably see more pop up in the future.
This is the sort of blog you don't admit to visiting, but secretly are addicted to.
Weasel, I salute you.
Jane
P.S. Don't follow the link if you are at work.
Extremely Suave Redhead Seeking Sophisticated Lady - 21
Why hello there ladies, I am a fiery redhead with a passion for all things sensual. I wish to wine and dine you all night long. Do you find me attractive? Shhh... You don't have to answer now, my lovely. Simply send me a message.
Damon
Damon, the ladies have sent you a message.It reads "Please don't order the cheese, because we're fucking swimming in it."
To most of us, "suave" is defined as "an intrinsically gracious and sophisticated behavioral manner expressed by a worldly, educated and mature individual."
To 21 year-old Damon, suave means "Hey, check me out, I'm sucking down some fucking wicked grapes at Bennigans on top of the Cincinnati Holiday Inn. And hey, I washed my balls with soap this morning."
Hoping to plunge his autumn foliage colored genitals deep into the seasoned vaginas of the 30-something set, Damon attempts to create an aura of elegance and maturity. Unfortunately, the "Fainted Badger" hairstyle courtesy of the Sequoia Nation Supercuts doesn't help, nor does the $98 Men's Wearhouse church suit for boys.
Getting laid is tough enough for a clueless young man that looks like a shoo-in for the lead elf position at Nordstrom's Christmas Village, but Damon must also fight the uphill battle of possessing pubic hair that resembles a burnt Nevada mountainside.
Here's my advice Damon. Stop trying to portray yourself as some sophisticated, worldly intellectual. Drinking wine at 21 doesn't make you an intellectual, it makes you a goddamn pussy. At 21, you're supposed to be ramming house keys into a Keystone Light, chugging it, and vomiting on your Abercrombie and Fitch sweater. Believe it or not, in college that gives you a better chance of getting laid than posting an online ad with a picture of yourself ordering a steamed halibut with carrots.
Every woman over 23 knows you're going to treat her like a beer keg in bed anyway- you'll just pump away furiously until foam spews out of your tap.And that, my friend, will never be suave.
This is the sort of blog you don't admit to visiting, but secretly are addicted to.
Weasel, I salute you.
Jane
P.S. Don't follow the link if you are at work.
Extremely Suave Redhead Seeking Sophisticated Lady - 21
Why hello there ladies, I am a fiery redhead with a passion for all things sensual. I wish to wine and dine you all night long. Do you find me attractive? Shhh... You don't have to answer now, my lovely. Simply send me a message.
Damon
Damon, the ladies have sent you a message.It reads "Please don't order the cheese, because we're fucking swimming in it."
To most of us, "suave" is defined as "an intrinsically gracious and sophisticated behavioral manner expressed by a worldly, educated and mature individual."
To 21 year-old Damon, suave means "Hey, check me out, I'm sucking down some fucking wicked grapes at Bennigans on top of the Cincinnati Holiday Inn. And hey, I washed my balls with soap this morning."
Hoping to plunge his autumn foliage colored genitals deep into the seasoned vaginas of the 30-something set, Damon attempts to create an aura of elegance and maturity. Unfortunately, the "Fainted Badger" hairstyle courtesy of the Sequoia Nation Supercuts doesn't help, nor does the $98 Men's Wearhouse church suit for boys.
Getting laid is tough enough for a clueless young man that looks like a shoo-in for the lead elf position at Nordstrom's Christmas Village, but Damon must also fight the uphill battle of possessing pubic hair that resembles a burnt Nevada mountainside.
Here's my advice Damon. Stop trying to portray yourself as some sophisticated, worldly intellectual. Drinking wine at 21 doesn't make you an intellectual, it makes you a goddamn pussy. At 21, you're supposed to be ramming house keys into a Keystone Light, chugging it, and vomiting on your Abercrombie and Fitch sweater. Believe it or not, in college that gives you a better chance of getting laid than posting an online ad with a picture of yourself ordering a steamed halibut with carrots.
Every woman over 23 knows you're going to treat her like a beer keg in bed anyway- you'll just pump away furiously until foam spews out of your tap.And that, my friend, will never be suave.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Why one cup of joe?
I already have a blog. It's not very well read. It's not actually read at all. My post with the most hits has to do with my boobs. Sad but true. They're not even very impressive. But they seem to be my only draw card.
What I have always wanted is a blog which offered me a selection of posts from different and varied bloggers. I love searching the net and finding interesting blogs but I don't usually have the time to do this. What I hope to do is do the dirty work for you. I'll dive in and get my hands dirty while you wash the laundry, walk the dog and do your taxes. Then in the time it takes to drink a cup of coffee(hence the joe reference) you can read the latest posts from the blogs which I have found and enjoyed. If you like them you can link through and read more, if you hate it you can skip to the next one. Simple, hey?
Maybe you have a cuppa in the morning before waking the kids and herding them into your minnie van, maybe its squeezed into your lunch break at work, or enjoyed after supper while you relax. Whenever you have your cup of joe you know you can have access to specially selected blogs which I believe people will enjoy.
If you know of any blogs that you think others would like or you're desperate for some free publicity on my blog drop me a mail and I'll see what I can do.
Jane
What I have always wanted is a blog which offered me a selection of posts from different and varied bloggers. I love searching the net and finding interesting blogs but I don't usually have the time to do this. What I hope to do is do the dirty work for you. I'll dive in and get my hands dirty while you wash the laundry, walk the dog and do your taxes. Then in the time it takes to drink a cup of coffee(hence the joe reference) you can read the latest posts from the blogs which I have found and enjoyed. If you like them you can link through and read more, if you hate it you can skip to the next one. Simple, hey?
Maybe you have a cuppa in the morning before waking the kids and herding them into your minnie van, maybe its squeezed into your lunch break at work, or enjoyed after supper while you relax. Whenever you have your cup of joe you know you can have access to specially selected blogs which I believe people will enjoy.
If you know of any blogs that you think others would like or you're desperate for some free publicity on my blog drop me a mail and I'll see what I can do.
Jane
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